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TV shows have given us some of the most memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt lines in pop culture. Whether delivered in moments of triumph, heartbreak, or pure comedy, these quotes capture the essence of the characters and stories we love. Here’s a collection of standout lines that continue to resonate long after the credits roll.

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There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
- Arthur Spooner
The King of Queens
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house!
- Marie Barone
Everybody Loves Raymond
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You come at the king, you best not miss.
- Omar Little
The Wire
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
- Stanley Roper
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Sam: "You drinking again?"
Rebecca: "Certainly not. I never stopped."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "Hey, Doc. Uh, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?"
Frasier: "Your unending bull."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a *barnacle's* life, my life has always appeared dull.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
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Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "I have impossibly high standards for a woman."
Norm: "Yeah. She has to like you."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
- Leonard McCoy
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
When has justice ever been as simple as a rulebook?
- William T. Riker
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Make it so.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
What you call ‘love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
- Don Draper
Mad Men
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles … an hour later, you're hungry again.
- ALF
ALF
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Good morning, Angels.
- Charles "Charlie" Townsend
Charlie's Angels
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the Beer Nuts.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices.
- Jack Tripper
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "I came up to shampoo your rug."
Chrissy: "Why? Does it have dandruff?"
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
- Chrissy Snow
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Diane: "Methinks the man does protest too much."
Woody: "Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be 'I thinks'?"
Carla: "Not in your case, Woody."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Carla: "What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?"
Norm: "It's what wimps do."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I think I'm going to be pregant for the rest of my life, just like it said in the yearbook.
- Carla Tortelli
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
- Arthur Spooner
The King of Queens
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house!
- Marie Barone
Everybody Loves Raymond
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You come at the king, you best not miss.
- Omar Little
The Wire
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
- Stanley Roper
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Sam: "You drinking again?"
Rebecca: "Certainly not. I never stopped."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "Hey, Doc. Uh, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?"
Frasier: "Your unending bull."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a *barnacle's* life, my life has always appeared dull.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "I have impossibly high standards for a woman."
Norm: "Yeah. She has to like you."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
- Leonard McCoy
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
When has justice ever been as simple as a rulebook?
- William T. Riker
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Make it so.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
What you call ‘love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
- Don Draper
Mad Men
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles … an hour later, you're hungry again.
- ALF
ALF
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Good morning, Angels.
- Charles "Charlie" Townsend
Charlie's Angels
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the Beer Nuts.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices.
- Jack Tripper
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "I came up to shampoo your rug."
Chrissy: "Why? Does it have dandruff?"
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
- Chrissy Snow
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Diane: "Methinks the man does protest too much."
Woody: "Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be 'I thinks'?"
Carla: "Not in your case, Woody."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Carla: "What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?"
Norm: "It's what wimps do."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I think I'm going to be pregant for the rest of my life, just like it said in the yearbook.
- Carla Tortelli
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
- Arthur Spooner
The King of Queens
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house!
- Marie Barone
Everybody Loves Raymond
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You come at the king, you best not miss.
- Omar Little
The Wire
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
- Stanley Roper
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Sam: "You drinking again?"
Rebecca: "Certainly not. I never stopped."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "Hey, Doc. Uh, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?"
Frasier: "Your unending bull."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a *barnacle's* life, my life has always appeared dull.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "I have impossibly high standards for a woman."
Norm: "Yeah. She has to like you."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
- Leonard McCoy
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
When has justice ever been as simple as a rulebook?
- William T. Riker
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Make it so.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
What you call ‘love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
- Don Draper
Mad Men
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles … an hour later, you're hungry again.
- ALF
ALF
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Good morning, Angels.
- Charles "Charlie" Townsend
Charlie's Angels
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the Beer Nuts.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices.
- Jack Tripper
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "I came up to shampoo your rug."
Chrissy: "Why? Does it have dandruff?"
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
- Chrissy Snow
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Diane: "Methinks the man does protest too much."
Woody: "Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be 'I thinks'?"
Carla: "Not in your case, Woody."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Carla: "What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?"
Norm: "It's what wimps do."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I think I'm going to be pregant for the rest of my life, just like it said in the yearbook.
- Carla Tortelli
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
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