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“I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
- Wicked Witch of the West
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
QUOTE
OF THE DAY
“I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
- Wicked Witch of the West
The Wizard of Oz (1939)
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
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Mad are the mortals who poison the river that quenches their thirst and yet hope to live.
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop
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Success is getting what you want..
Happiness is wanting what you get.
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.
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No soup for you!
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Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
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Topic: TV Shows
5.0
Those who wait for perfect certainty miss the magic of chance.
5.0
To learn is to light a flame; to teach is to spread its glow.
5.0
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
- Emo Philips
Topic: Funny
5.0
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
5.0
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
- Dr. Perry Cox
Scrubs
Topic: TV Shows
5.0
Mad are the mortals who poison the river that quenches their thirst and yet hope to live.
5.0
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
- Aesop
Topic: Funny
5.0
Success is getting what you want..
Happiness is wanting what you get.
Topic: Success
5.0
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- Robert Benchley
Topic: Funny
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I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.
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Breaking Bad
Topic: TV Shows
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No soup for you!
- Soup Nazi
Seinfeld
Topic: TV Shows
5.0
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
- Eunice "Lovey" Wentworth Howell
Gilligan's Island
Topic: TV Shows
5.0
Those who wait for perfect certainty miss the magic of chance.
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To learn is to light a flame; to teach is to spread its glow.
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