George Carlin Quotes

Noteable Quotes from George Carlin

In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.

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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.

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Electricity is really just organized lightning.

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