Groucho Marx Quotes

Noteable Quotes from Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Groucho Marx

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx