Larry David Quotes

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.