Mark Twain Quotes

Noteable Quotes from Mark Twain

All generalizations are false, including this one.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

Mark Twain