Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Noteable Quotes from Rodney Dangerfield

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

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The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

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