Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!
Steve Martin
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Steve Martin
Movies always are open to being remade because times change so much, and the tempo of movies changes. I think of it like a James Bond. They can have different actors play the same role... I've had people come up to me and say, 'We want to remake 'The Jerk' with so and so.' And I say, 'Fine.' It just doesn't bother me. It's an honor actually.
Steve Martin
I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.
Steve Martin
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
Steve Martin
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.