Woody Allen Quotes

Noteable Quotes from Woody Allen

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

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If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

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I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

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If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.

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I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

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