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Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
From Halfway to the Grave
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We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!
From At Grave's End
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Topic: Inspirational
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.
From This Side of the Grave
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Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
From Halfway to the Grave
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No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
From This Side of the Grave
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Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor
From Destined for an Early Grave
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I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.
From This Side of the Grave
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We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
From Halfway to the Grave
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Playing with fire Kitten?
From Halfway to the Grave
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Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."

Cat
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
From This Side of the Grave
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Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”
 
The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?”
 
The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.
 
I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.
From Halfway to the Grave
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I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.
From At Grave's End
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I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.
From Halfway to the Grave
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You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
From One Foot in the Grave
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Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
From One Foot in the Grave
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No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,
From Once Burned
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The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat
From Destined for an Early Grave
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First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
From Eternal Kiss of Darkness
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Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?
From Destined for an Early Grave
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You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
From One Foot in the Grave
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The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."

- Cat re: Bones
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!
From At Grave's End
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Topic: Inspirational
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.
From This Side of the Grave
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We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
From Halfway to the Grave
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Playing with fire Kitten?
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."

Cat
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”
 
The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?”
 
The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.
 
I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.
From Halfway to the Grave
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I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.
From At Grave's End
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Topic: Funny
I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
From One Foot in the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
From One Foot in the Grave
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Topic: Funny
No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,
From Once Burned
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Topic: Funny
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
From Eternal Kiss of Darkness
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Topic: Funny
Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
From One Foot in the Grave
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Topic: Funny
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."

- Cat re: Bones
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
We are not helpless...Many times in our lives we’ve been powerless, but not this night. Right now we have the power to choose the manner in which we die. If you have been a master of nothing else in all your days, you are now a master of this moment. And I for one am going to give such an answer to this insult that others will dearly regret not being by my side to see it!
From At Grave's End
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Topic: Inspirational
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”
A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.

Bones to Gregor
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
We're going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Playing with fire Kitten?
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Bones has always been smart," I muttered. "His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy."

Cat
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
From This Side of the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Then you remember the dream,” Mencheres stated. “That bodes ill.”
 
The fear of that made my reply snappy. “Hey, Walks Like An Egyptian, how about for once you drop the formal stuff and talk like you live in the twenty-first century?”
 
The shit’s gonna splatter, start buggin’, yo,” Mencheres responded instantly.
 
I stared at him, then burst out laughing, which was highly inappropriate considering the very grave warning he’d just conveyed.
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
Would you mind repeating that? I'm afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I've longed to hear.
From Halfway to the Grave
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I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.
From At Grave's End
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Topic: Funny
I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.
From Halfway to the Grave
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Topic: Funny
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.
From One Foot in the Grave
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Topic: Funny
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
From One Foot in the Grave
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Topic: Funny
No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,
From Once Burned
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Topic: Funny
The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..."

Mencheres to Cat
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
From Eternal Kiss of Darkness
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Topic: Funny
Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
You can run from the grave, but you can't hide.
From One Foot in the Grave
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Topic: Funny
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."

- Cat re: Bones
From Destined for an Early Grave
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Topic: Funny
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