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A weak but steady throb lay beneath Kev's searching fingertips. Win's heartbeat...the pulse that sustained his universe.
From Seduce Me at Sunrise
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Topic: Hope
Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany. "Ka xlia ma pe tute" (I'm going to shit on you.)

"Which means," Rohan said hastily, "'Please forgive the misunderstanding; let's part as friends.'"

"Te malavel les i menkiva," Kev added for good measure. (May you die of a malignant wasting disease.)

"Roughly translated," Rohan said, "that means, 'May your garden be filled with fine, fat hedgehogs.' Which, I may add, is considered quite a blessing among the Rom.
From Seduce Me at Sunrise
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Topic: Funny
A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.
From A Wallflower Christmas
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Topic: Funny
One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
The span of three or four minutes is pretty insignificant in the scheme of things. People lose hundreds of minutes everyday, squandering them on trivial things. But sometimes in those fragments of time, something can happen you'll remember the rest of your life.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.

"With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable."

"How sweet," Annabelle mumbled sickly, her eyes closed. "Every woman dreams of being told that she's preferable to a dead cow.
From Secrets of a Summer Night
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Topic: Funny
Most lives are not distinguished by great achievements. They are measured by an infinite number of small ones. Each time you do a kindness for someone or bring a smile to his face, it gives your life meaning. Never doubt your value, little friend. The world would be a dismal place without you in it. (tweaked version of a passage from Scandal in Spring)
From Scandal in Spring
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Topic: Inspirational
I've missed you, Sebastian."

"Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. "What part did you miss the most?"

"Your mind," she said, and smiled at his expression.

"I was hoping for a far more depraved answer than that."

"Your mind is depraved," she told him solemnly.

He gave a husky laugh. "True.
From A Wallflower Christmas
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Topic: Funny
Shock is a merciful condition. It allows you to get through disaster with a necessary distance between you and your feelings.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

~ Liberty Jones
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Funny
Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.
From Forever My Love
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Topic: Happiness
I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.
From Blue-Eyed Devil
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Topic: Relationships
Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.

-Ella Varner
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
Some folks are happier not being saved.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Religion
It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
From Married by Morning
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Topic: Funny
A weak but steady throb lay beneath Kev's searching fingertips. Win's heartbeat...the pulse that sustained his universe.
From Seduce Me at Sunrise
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Topic: Hope
Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany. "Ka xlia ma pe tute" (I'm going to shit on you.)

"Which means," Rohan said hastily, "'Please forgive the misunderstanding; let's part as friends.'"

"Te malavel les i menkiva," Kev added for good measure. (May you die of a malignant wasting disease.)

"Roughly translated," Rohan said, "that means, 'May your garden be filled with fine, fat hedgehogs.' Which, I may add, is considered quite a blessing among the Rom.
From Seduce Me at Sunrise
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Topic: Funny
A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.
From A Wallflower Christmas
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Topic: Funny
One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
The span of three or four minutes is pretty insignificant in the scheme of things. People lose hundreds of minutes everyday, squandering them on trivial things. But sometimes in those fragments of time, something can happen you'll remember the rest of your life.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.

"With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable."

"How sweet," Annabelle mumbled sickly, her eyes closed. "Every woman dreams of being told that she's preferable to a dead cow.
From Secrets of a Summer Night
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Topic: Funny
Most lives are not distinguished by great achievements. They are measured by an infinite number of small ones. Each time you do a kindness for someone or bring a smile to his face, it gives your life meaning. Never doubt your value, little friend. The world would be a dismal place without you in it. (tweaked version of a passage from Scandal in Spring)
From Scandal in Spring
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Topic: Inspirational
I've missed you, Sebastian."

"Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. "What part did you miss the most?"

"Your mind," she said, and smiled at his expression.

"I was hoping for a far more depraved answer than that."

"Your mind is depraved," she told him solemnly.

He gave a husky laugh. "True.
From A Wallflower Christmas
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Topic: Funny
Shock is a merciful condition. It allows you to get through disaster with a necessary distance between you and your feelings.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

~ Liberty Jones
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Funny
Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.
From Forever My Love
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Topic: Happiness
I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.
From Blue-Eyed Devil
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Topic: Relationships
Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.

-Ella Varner
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
Some folks are happier not being saved.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Religion
It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
From Married by Morning
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Topic: Funny
A weak but steady throb lay beneath Kev's searching fingertips. Win's heartbeat...the pulse that sustained his universe.
From Seduce Me at Sunrise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Hope
Glaring at the doctor, Kev spoke in Romany. "Ka xlia ma pe tute" (I'm going to shit on you.)

"Which means," Rohan said hastily, "'Please forgive the misunderstanding; let's part as friends.'"

"Te malavel les i menkiva," Kev added for good measure. (May you die of a malignant wasting disease.)

"Roughly translated," Rohan said, "that means, 'May your garden be filled with fine, fat hedgehogs.' Which, I may add, is considered quite a blessing among the Rom.
From Seduce Me at Sunrise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.
From A Wallflower Christmas
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.
From Smooth Talking Stranger
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You have to rely on whatever sparks you have inside.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
The span of three or four minutes is pretty insignificant in the scheme of things. People lose hundreds of minutes everyday, squandering them on trivial things. But sometimes in those fragments of time, something can happen you'll remember the rest of your life.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Life
You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.

"With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.
From Smooth Talking Stranger
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Topic: Funny
I spent most of my youth hauling sides of beef and pork to my father's shop. Carrying you is far more enjoyable."

"How sweet," Annabelle mumbled sickly, her eyes closed. "Every woman dreams of being told that she's preferable to a dead cow.
From Secrets of a Summer Night
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Most lives are not distinguished by great achievements. They are measured by an infinite number of small ones. Each time you do a kindness for someone or bring a smile to his face, it gives your life meaning. Never doubt your value, little friend. The world would be a dismal place without you in it. (tweaked version of a passage from Scandal in Spring)
From Scandal in Spring
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Topic: Inspirational
I've missed you, Sebastian."

"Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. "What part did you miss the most?"

"Your mind," she said, and smiled at his expression.

"I was hoping for a far more depraved answer than that."

"Your mind is depraved," she told him solemnly.

He gave a husky laugh. "True.
From A Wallflower Christmas
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Shock is a merciful condition. It allows you to get through disaster with a necessary distance between you and your feelings.
From Sugar Daddy
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
Most men don't seem to get that telling a pissed-off woman to calm down is like throwing gunpowder on a fire.”

~ Liberty Jones
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Funny
Fate is the malevolent little jester sitting up in the heavens and pondering over how ridiculous we humans are and he does his best to make fools out of all of us. And sooner or later he succeeds.
From Forever My Love
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Happiness
I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I was beginning to believe that a very few times in your life, if you were lucky, you might meet someone who was exactly right for you. Not because he was perfect, or because you were, but because your combined flaws were arranged in a way that allowed two separate beings to hinge together.
From Blue-Eyed Devil
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Topic: Relationships
Opening up to the wrong person is like putting ammo in their hands.
From Sugar Daddy
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
I'm a big believer in putting things off, In fact, I even put off procrastinating.

-Ella Varner
From Smooth Talking Stranger
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Some folks are happier not being saved.
From Sugar Daddy
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Topic: Religion
It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.
From Married by Morning
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Topic: Funny