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Just friends, just friends. Standing there in the bookstore, watching Seth walk away, I half wondered how anyone could still use that line. But I knew why, of course. It was used because people still believed it. Or at least they wanted to.
From Succubus Blues
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Topic: Relationships
Was Deirdre right about me purposely wanting relationships that were impossible?
From Shadow Kiss
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Topic: Relationships
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
From Blood Promise
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Topic: Funny
From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.
"Huh," Adrian said, letting himself in. "So that's how you're going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea." Christian sat up and strolled toward them.
"Yeah, that's exactly it. You're interrupting official Council business.
From Last Sacrifice
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Topic: Funny
"You look too pretty to be useful."
"Truer words were never spoken."
From Bloodlines
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Topic: Funny
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.
From The Fiery Heart
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Topic: Funny
You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.
From Shadow Kiss
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Topic: Funny
Adrian smiled and clasped my hands, taking a few steps toward me. "And as for who you are, you’re the same beautiful, brave, and ridiculously smart caffeinated fighter you’ve been since the day I met you.” Finally, he put “beautiful” at the top of his list of adjectives. Not that I should have cared.

“Sweet talker,” I scoffed. “You didn’t know anything about me the first time we met.”

“I knew you were beautiful,” he said. “I just hoped for the rest.
From The Indigo Spell
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Happiness
And after a while...I mean, how do you choose? Who gets to live? Part of life is that...well, some people have to die. My powers aren't a prescription you can get filled as needed.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Death
"Do you love him?"
There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them.
From Last Sacrifice
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Topic: Funny
It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.
From Frostbite
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Topic: Funny
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."
She groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking.
From Shadow Kiss
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Topic: Funny
"I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much."
From Bloodlines
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Topic: Funny
"This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did."
I frowned, "What's that?"
"Homework."
From Spirit Bound
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Topic: Funny
Sometimes it's worth lingering on the journey for a while before getting to the destination.
From The Indigo Spell
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Topic: Motivational
"What hope is there?" I asked. "If even angels fall, what hope is there for the rest of us?"
From Succubus Dreams
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Topic: Hope
Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.
From Blood Promise
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Topic: Funny
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.
From Bloodlines
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Topic: Funny
If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa."
"What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?"
"It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him."
"You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better."
"If you touch me," I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are.
From Shadow Kiss
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Topic: Funny
You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.
From Shadow Kiss
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Topic: Funny
It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.
From Frostbite
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.
Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.
From The Fiery Heart
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Topic: Funny
Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression, I did. I attempted the caveman talk I had with Inna...only this time the message was a little harder.
"Stick," I said in Russian. I had no clue what the word for stake was. I pointed at the silver ring I wore and made a slashing motion. "Stick. Where?"
He stared at me in utter confusion and then asked, in perfect English, "Why are you talking like that?"
"Oh for God's sake," I exclaimed. "Where is the vault?"
"Vault?"
"A place they keep weapons?"
He continued staring.
"Oh," he said. "That." Uneasily, he cast his eyes in the direction of the pounding.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Just friends, just friends. Standing there in the bookstore, watching Seth walk away, I half wondered how anyone could still use that line. But I knew why, of course. It was used because people still believed it. Or at least they wanted to.
From Succubus Blues
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Relationships
Was Deirdre right about me purposely wanting relationships that were impossible?
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Relationships
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.
"Huh," Adrian said, letting himself in. "So that's how you're going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea." Christian sat up and strolled toward them.
"Yeah, that's exactly it. You're interrupting official Council business.
From Last Sacrifice
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"You look too pretty to be useful."
"Truer words were never spoken."
From Bloodlines
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.
From The Fiery Heart
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Adrian smiled and clasped my hands, taking a few steps toward me. "And as for who you are, you’re the same beautiful, brave, and ridiculously smart caffeinated fighter you’ve been since the day I met you.” Finally, he put “beautiful” at the top of his list of adjectives. Not that I should have cared.

“Sweet talker,” I scoffed. “You didn’t know anything about me the first time we met.”

“I knew you were beautiful,” he said. “I just hoped for the rest.
From The Indigo Spell
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Happiness
And after a while...I mean, how do you choose? Who gets to live? Part of life is that...well, some people have to die. My powers aren't a prescription you can get filled as needed.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Death
"Do you love him?"
There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them.
From Last Sacrifice
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.
From Frostbite
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."
She groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much."
From Bloodlines
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did."
I frowned, "What's that?"
"Homework."
From Spirit Bound
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sometimes it's worth lingering on the journey for a while before getting to the destination.
From The Indigo Spell
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Motivational
"What hope is there?" I asked. "If even angels fall, what hope is there for the rest of us?"
From Succubus Dreams
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Hope
Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.
From Bloodlines
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa."
"What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?"
"It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him."
"You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better."
"If you touch me," I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.
From Frostbite
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.
Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.
From The Fiery Heart
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression, I did. I attempted the caveman talk I had with Inna...only this time the message was a little harder.
"Stick," I said in Russian. I had no clue what the word for stake was. I pointed at the silver ring I wore and made a slashing motion. "Stick. Where?"
He stared at me in utter confusion and then asked, in perfect English, "Why are you talking like that?"
"Oh for God's sake," I exclaimed. "Where is the vault?"
"Vault?"
"A place they keep weapons?"
He continued staring.
"Oh," he said. "That." Uneasily, he cast his eyes in the direction of the pounding.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Just friends, just friends. Standing there in the bookstore, watching Seth walk away, I half wondered how anyone could still use that line. But I knew why, of course. It was used because people still believed it. Or at least they wanted to.
From Succubus Blues
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Relationships
Was Deirdre right about me purposely wanting relationships that were impossible?
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Relationships
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
From behind Lissa, I heard Christian say, "Worst. Timing. Ever." Adrian studied Lissa and then looked at Christain sprawling on the bed on the far side of the suite.
"Huh," Adrian said, letting himself in. "So that's how you're going to fix the family problem. Little Dragomirs. Good idea." Christian sat up and strolled toward them.
"Yeah, that's exactly it. You're interrupting official Council business.
From Last Sacrifice
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"You look too pretty to be useful."
"Truer words were never spoken."
From Bloodlines
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Things on the essential list: vodka, Nine Inch Nails, a steady supply of mortal men, and an all-purpose bitchy attitude.
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.
From The Fiery Heart
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Adrian smiled and clasped my hands, taking a few steps toward me. "And as for who you are, you’re the same beautiful, brave, and ridiculously smart caffeinated fighter you’ve been since the day I met you.” Finally, he put “beautiful” at the top of his list of adjectives. Not that I should have cared.

“Sweet talker,” I scoffed. “You didn’t know anything about me the first time we met.”

“I knew you were beautiful,” he said. “I just hoped for the rest.
From The Indigo Spell
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Happiness
And after a while...I mean, how do you choose? Who gets to live? Part of life is that...well, some people have to die. My powers aren't a prescription you can get filled as needed.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Death
"Do you love him?"
There were only a few people in the world who could ask me such insanely personal questions without getting punched. Dimitri was one of them.
From Last Sacrifice
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It was a lame excuse, and I knew that wasn't the reason he was canceling. If he wanted to avoid me, I would have preferred he made up something about how he and the other guardians had to up Moroi security or practice top-secret ninja moves.
From Frostbite
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it."
She groaned. "The horrible part is that I don't think you're joking.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"I just rely on natural talent," said Adrian, strolling up to the start of the Dragon's Lair. "When you have such a wealth of it to draw from, the danger comes from having too much."
From Bloodlines
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"This college would probably have the same problem as the last one did."
I frowned, "What's that?"
"Homework."
From Spirit Bound
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sometimes it's worth lingering on the journey for a while before getting to the destination.
From The Indigo Spell
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Motivational
"What hope is there?" I asked. "If even angels fall, what hope is there for the rest of us?"
From Succubus Dreams
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Hope
Okay, God, I thought. Get me out of this and I’ll stop my half-assed church-going ways. You got me past a pack of Strigoi tonight. I mean, trapping that one between the doors really shouldn't have worked, so clearly you're on board. Let me get out of here, and I’ll...I don’t know. Donate Adrian’s money to the poor. Get baptized. Join a convent. Well, no. Not that last one.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Yeah? Can you draw a skeleton riding a motorcycle with flames coming out of it? And I want a pirate hat on the skeleton. And a parrot on his shoulder. A skeleton parrot. Or maybe a ninja skeleton parrot? No, that would be overkill. But it'd be cool if the biker skeleton could be shooting some ninja throwing stars. That are on fire.
From Bloodlines
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
If you want some advice—which I'm sure you don't—you guys should lay off on the magic. Christian still thinks you're moving in on Lissa."
"What?" he asked in mock astonishment. "Doesn't he know my heart belongs to you?"
"It does not. And no, he's still worried about it, despite what I've told him."
"You know, I bet if we started making out right now, it would make him feel better."
"If you touch me," I said pleasantly, "I'll provide you with the opportunity to see if you can heal yourself. Then we'd see how badass you really are.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.
From Shadow Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It was impossible to get the Dimitri and Tasha thing out of my head, but at least packing and getting ready made sure I didn't devote 100 percent of my brain power to him. More like 95 percent.
From Frostbite
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.
Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.
From The Fiery Heart
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Of course, now I had the problem of communicating what I needed. Marlen was still beating on the door, and Dimitri would be up in a couple of minutes. I glared at the human, hoping I looked terrifying. From his expression, I did. I attempted the caveman talk I had with Inna...only this time the message was a little harder.
"Stick," I said in Russian. I had no clue what the word for stake was. I pointed at the silver ring I wore and made a slashing motion. "Stick. Where?"
He stared at me in utter confusion and then asked, in perfect English, "Why are you talking like that?"
"Oh for God's sake," I exclaimed. "Where is the vault?"
"Vault?"
"A place they keep weapons?"
He continued staring.
"Oh," he said. "That." Uneasily, he cast his eyes in the direction of the pounding.
From Blood Promise
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
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