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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
From It's a Magical World
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CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
From The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
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Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
From The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
From Something Under the Bed is Drooling
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin.
Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
From There's Treasure Everywhere
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HOBBES:
Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
From The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957.
From Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
From Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six
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HOBBES:
If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
From The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
From Calvin and Hobbes
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
From It's a Magical World
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CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
From The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
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Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
From The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
From Something Under the Bed is Drooling
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin.
Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
From There's Treasure Everywhere
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HOBBES:
Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
From The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957.
From Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
From Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six
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HOBBES:
If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
From The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
From Calvin and Hobbes
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Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
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That's one of the remarkable things about life. It's never so bad that it can't get worse.
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
From It's a Magical World
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CALVIN:
As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight.
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As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
From The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes
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We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.
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Now what state do you live in?'
'Denial.
From The Essential Calvin and Hobbes: A Calvin and Hobbes Treasury
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I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!
From Something Under the Bed is Drooling
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?
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If you can't win by reason, go for volume.
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In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did?
Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin.
Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
From There's Treasure Everywhere
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HOBBES:
Virtue needs some cheaper thrills.
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Reality continues to ruin my life.
From The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.
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I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations.
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[Calvin and Hobbes are playing Scrabble.]
Calvin: Ha! I've got a great word and it's on a "Double word score" box!
Hobbes: "ZQFMGB" isn't a word! It doesn't even have a vowel!
Calvin: It is so a word! It's a worm found in New Guinea! Everyone knows that!
Hobbes: I'm looking it up.
Calvin: You do, and I'll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js!
Hobbes: What's your score for ZQFMGB?
Calvin: 957.
From Scientific Progress Goes "Boink": A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
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At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find your inner motivation to seek for new ideas on your own.
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That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
From Weirdos From Another Planet: Calvin & Hobbes Series: Book Six
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HOBBES:
If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams.
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I think hiccup cures were really invented for the amusement of the patient's friends.
From The Complete Calvin and Hobbes
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
From Calvin and Hobbes
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