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Do not let those who cannot see the truth tell you who you are. You are the flame that cannot be put out. You are the star that cannot be lost. You are who you have always been, and that is enough and more than enough. Anyone who looks at you and sees darkness is blind.
From Chain of Gold
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Topic: Inspirational
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
From City of Bones
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Topic: Funny
Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must."

"I'll stay," Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. "I can minister angelically."

"None too convincingly. And you're not as pretty to look at as Tessa is," Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow.

"How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."

Jem still had his eyes closed. "If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong.
From Clockwork Angel
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Topic: Funny
I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
"There goes my Saturday.
From City of Lost Souls
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Topic: Funny
Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo."
"And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.
From City of Glass
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Topic: Funny
Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.
From City of Ashes
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Topic: Funny
"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"
"I know who you are, but..." Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny."
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Topic: Funny
"Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.
From City of Ashes
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Topic: Funny
Tessa: "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
Will: "I've never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.
From Clockwork Prince
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.
From City of Lost Souls
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Topic: Funny
You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. That is all.
From Clockwork Princess
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don't
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood.
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
And when I saw him lying dead in a pool of his own blood, I knew then that I hadn't stopped believing in God. I'd just stopped believing God cared. There might be a God, Clary, and there might be not. Either way, we're on our own.
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
The point of stories is not that they are objectively true, but that the soul of the story is truer than reality. Those who mock fiction do so because they fear the truth.
From Chain of Gold
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
she was glad she had been scarred. She said that whoever loved her now would love her true self, and not her pretty face.
From Clockwork Angel
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Topic: Inspirational
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?
From City of Ashes
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Topic: Funny
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
"It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.
From City of Ashes
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Topic: Funny
Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”
“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. "You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”
“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.
From City of Glass
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Topic: Funny
It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.
From City of Fallen Angels
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Topic: Funny
You look lousy,' he said.
Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.'
'No I mean it. You don't look good.'
'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-'
'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
From City of Fallen Angels
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Do not let those who cannot see the truth tell you who you are. You are the flame that cannot be put out. You are the star that cannot be lost. You are who you have always been, and that is enough and more than enough. Anyone who looks at you and sees darkness is blind.
From Chain of Gold
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must."

"I'll stay," Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. "I can minister angelically."

"None too convincingly. And you're not as pretty to look at as Tessa is," Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow.

"How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."

Jem still had his eyes closed. "If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong.
From Clockwork Angel
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
"There goes my Saturday.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo."
"And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.
From City of Glass
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"
"I know who you are, but..." Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny."
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Tessa: "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
Will: "I've never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.
From Clockwork Prince
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. That is all.
From Clockwork Princess
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don't
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood.
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
And when I saw him lying dead in a pool of his own blood, I knew then that I hadn't stopped believing in God. I'd just stopped believing God cared. There might be a God, Clary, and there might be not. Either way, we're on our own.
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
The point of stories is not that they are objectively true, but that the soul of the story is truer than reality. Those who mock fiction do so because they fear the truth.
From Chain of Gold
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
she was glad she had been scarred. She said that whoever loved her now would love her true self, and not her pretty face.
From Clockwork Angel
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
"It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”
“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. "You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”
“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.
From City of Glass
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.
From City of Fallen Angels
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You look lousy,' he said.
Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.'
'No I mean it. You don't look good.'
'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-'
'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
From City of Fallen Angels
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Do not let those who cannot see the truth tell you who you are. You are the flame that cannot be put out. You are the star that cannot be lost. You are who you have always been, and that is enough and more than enough. Anyone who looks at you and sees darkness is blind.
From Chain of Gold
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Must you go? I was rather hoping you'd stay and be a ministering angel, but if you must go, you must."

"I'll stay," Will said a bit crossly, and threw himself down in the armchair Tessa had just vacated. "I can minister angelically."

"None too convincingly. And you're not as pretty to look at as Tessa is," Jem said, closing his eyes as he leaned back against the pillow.

"How rude. Many who have gazed upon me have compared the experience to gazing at the radiance of the sun."

Jem still had his eyes closed. "If they mean it gives you a headache, they aren't wrong.
From Clockwork Angel
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?"
"You can kill yourself," Magnus said, somewhat unhelpfully. "As far as I know, inanimate objects can accidentally kill you. So if you were planning on teaching yourself the lambada on a greased platform over a pit full of knives, I wouldn't."
"There goes my Saturday.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Look, did you ask me to come all the way uptown just so you could stare at me like I was something in a petri dish? Next time I'll send you a photo."
"And I'll frame it and put it on my nightstand," said Jace.
From City of Glass
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?"
"I know who you are, but..." Maia looked dazed. "You look so...so...shiny."
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Tessa: "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
Will: "I've never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.
From Clockwork Prince
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You endure what is unbearable, and you bear it. That is all.
From Clockwork Princess
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
If there's a thing I've learned in my life it's to not be afraid of the responsibility that comes with caring for other people. What we do for love: those things endure. Even if the people you do them for don't
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
If there were such a thing as terminal literalism, you'd have died in childhood.
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
And when I saw him lying dead in a pool of his own blood, I knew then that I hadn't stopped believing in God. I'd just stopped believing God cared. There might be a God, Clary, and there might be not. Either way, we're on our own.
From City of Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
Everything changes in my life, and the world stays the same.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Life
The point of stories is not that they are objectively true, but that the soul of the story is truer than reality. Those who mock fiction do so because they fear the truth.
From Chain of Gold
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
she was glad she had been scarred. She said that whoever loved her now would love her true self, and not her pretty face.
From Clockwork Angel
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational
Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot."
"Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time."
Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
"It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.
From City of Ashes
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Sebastian just smiled. “I could hear your heart beating,” he said softly. “When you were watching me with Valentine. Did it bother you?”
“That you seem to be dating my dad?” Jace shrugged. "You’re a little young for him, to be honest.”
“What?” For the first time since Jace had met him, Sebastian seemed flabbergasted.
From City of Glass
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
It’s fascinating. You know all these words, and they’re all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don’t make any sense.
From City of Fallen Angels
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You look lousy,' he said.
Jace blinked. 'Seems an odd time to start an insult contest, but if you insist, I could probably think up something good.'
'No I mean it. You don't look good.'
'This is from a guy ho has all the sex appeal of a penguin. Look, I realize you may be jealous that the good Lord didn't deal you the same chiseled hand he dealt me, but that's no reason to-'
'I am not trying to insult you.' Simon snapped.
From City of Fallen Angels
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Ah,” said Magnus. “Nerd love. It is a beautiful thing, while also being an object of mockery and hilarity for those of us who are more sophisticated.
From City of Lost Souls
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
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