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A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.
From Dead to the World
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Topic: Happiness
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
From Dead to the World
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.
From Club Dead
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Topic: Funny
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.

"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
From Living Dead in Dallas
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Topic: Funny
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
From Club Dead
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Topic: Funny
Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Death
Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.
From Dead Until Dark
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Topic: Relationships
In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Relationships
Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.
"Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood.
With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you.
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Topic: Funny
The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.
From Living Dead in Dallas
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Topic: Funny
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.
From Definitely Dead
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Topic: Philosophical
I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.
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Topic: Death
Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Funny
A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.
From Dead to the World
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Topic: Happiness
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
From Dead to the World
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.
From Club Dead
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Topic: Funny
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.

"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
From Living Dead in Dallas
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Topic: Funny
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
From Club Dead
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Topic: Funny
Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Death
Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.
From Dead Until Dark
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Topic: Relationships
In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Relationships
Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.
"Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood.
With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you.
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Topic: Funny
The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.
From Living Dead in Dallas
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Topic: Funny
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.
From Definitely Dead
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Topic: Philosophical
I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.
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Topic: Death
Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Funny
A piece of happiness should never be taken as due.
From Dead to the World
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Topic: Happiness
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
From Dead to the World
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.
From Club Dead
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Topic: Funny
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eying us side by side in the mirror.

"Sure is, girlfriend." Eric grinned at me.
From Living Dead in Dallas
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Topic: Funny
You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.
From Club Dead
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Topic: Funny
Could I tell them I was sorry their loved one was dead, when he’d tried to kill me? There was no rule of etiquette for this; even my grandmother would have been stymied.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Death
Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated.
From Dead Until Dark
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Topic: Relationships
In the world I lived in, the world of human people, there were ties and debts and consequences and good deeds. That was what bound people to society; maybe that was what constituted society. And I tried to live in my little niche in it the best way I could.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Relationships
Niall had been able to mask the odor of fairy from Eric in the restaurant, but I saw from the flare of Eric's nostrils that the intoxicating scent clung to me. Eric's eyes closed in ecstasy, and he actually licked his lips. I felt like a T-bone just out of reach of a hungry dog.
"Snap out of it," I said. I wasn't in the mood.
With a huge effort, Eric reigned himself in. "When you smell like that," he said, "I just wanna fuck you and bite you and rub myself all over you.
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Topic: Funny
The last time I wore an animal hide; but this time I settled for this." Eric had been wearing a long trench coat. Now he threw it off dramatically, and I could only stand and stare. Normally, Eric was a blue-jeans-and-T-shirt kind of guy. Tonight, he wore a pink tank top and Lycra leggings[...]They were pink and aqua, like the swirls down the side of Jason's truck.
From Living Dead in Dallas
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Topic: Funny
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged.
From Definitely Dead
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Topic: Philosophical
I’d never seen anything like it. First a trial, then a few murders, then dancing. Life goes on. Or, in this case, death continues.
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Topic: Death
Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.
I'd finally found something Eric did poorly.
From Dead as a Doornail
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Topic: Funny