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I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 

From I Had a Dream About You
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I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

From I Had a Dream About You
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Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.

From I Had a Dream About You
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To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”

From I Had a Dream About You
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If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Relationships
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Death, Funny, Life, Relationships
I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Relationships
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny
I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Funny, Life, Relationships
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Life, Relationships
I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Relationships
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop. 

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Relationships
I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
Our love was a two-person game. At least until one of us died, and the other became a murderer.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Death, Funny, Life, Relationships
I had a dream about you. You looked like you, but you also looked like a mannequin. And I looked like me, but I also looked like a mannequin. Between the two of us, we were too fake even for Hollywood. And as such, we were forced to reside in Washington DC.

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Relationships
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships
If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny
I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Funny, Life, Relationships
To find out if she really loved me, I hooked her up to a lie detector. And just as I suspected, my machine was broken.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Life, Relationships
I had a dream about you. In my dream I stole all your money, kidnapped your parents, and mailed you mannequin parts spray-painted red in a series of packages that also included ransom notes. Then, towards the end of the dream, the cops surrounded my cave and swarmed in to arrest me. Sweating, my eyes shot open, and I realized it was a dream. “Of course it’s a dream,” I thought. “The cops have no idea where my cave is, and your first package has yet to be delivered.”

From I Had a Dream About You
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Topic: Relationships
If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.

From Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.
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Topic: Funny, Relationships