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All religions are right in their own way
From The Egg
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He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“Fist-bump. It’s just ‘fist-bump.’”

“Understand."
From Project Hail Mary
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I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.
From The Martian
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Work fast."
"Yeah." I point at the screen. "First I have to wait for my computer to wake up."
"Hurry."
"Okay, I'll wait faster."
"Sarcasm.
From Project Hail Mary
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As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.
From The Martian
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WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).
From The Martian
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I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe."
"You poked it with a stick?"
"No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.
From Project Hail Mary
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Log Entry: SOL 118

My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you:

Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?"

NASA: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die."

So I took it apart.
From The Martian
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Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”
What do you know? I’m in command
From The Martian
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Knock-knock-knock
No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door is totally normal.
From Project Hail Mary
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If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.
From The Martian
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Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?
From Project Hail Mary
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Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.
From The Egg
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Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?
From Project Hail Mary
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All religions are right in their own way
From The Egg
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He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“Fist-bump. It’s just ‘fist-bump.’”

“Understand."
From Project Hail Mary
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I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.
From The Martian
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Work fast."
"Yeah." I point at the screen. "First I have to wait for my computer to wake up."
"Hurry."
"Okay, I'll wait faster."
"Sarcasm.
From Project Hail Mary
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As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.
From The Martian
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WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).
From The Martian
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I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe."
"You poked it with a stick?"
"No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.
From Project Hail Mary
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Log Entry: SOL 118

My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you:

Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?"

NASA: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die."

So I took it apart.
From The Martian
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Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”
What do you know? I’m in command
From The Martian
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Knock-knock-knock
No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door is totally normal.
From Project Hail Mary
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If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.
From The Martian
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Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?
From Project Hail Mary
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Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.
From The Egg
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Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?
From Project Hail Mary
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All religions are right in their own way
From The Egg
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He puts his claw against the divider. “Fist my bump.”

“Fist-bump. It’s just ‘fist-bump.’”

“Understand."
From Project Hail Mary
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I'm calling it the Watney Triangle because after what I've been through, shit on Mars should be named after me.
From The Martian
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Work fast."
"Yeah." I point at the screen. "First I have to wait for my computer to wake up."
"Hurry."
"Okay, I'll wait faster."
"Sarcasm.
From Project Hail Mary
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As with most of life's problems, this one can be solved by a box of pure radiation.
From The Martian
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WATNEY: Look! A pair of boobs! -> (.Y.).
From The Martian
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I penetrated the outer cell membrane with a nanosyringe."
"You poked it with a stick?"
"No!" I said. "Well. Yes. But it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.
From Project Hail Mary
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Log Entry: SOL 118

My conversation with NASA about the Water Reclaimer was boring and riddled with technical details. So I'll paraphrase for you:

Me: "This is obviously a clog. How about I take it apart and check the internal tubing?"

NASA: (After about 5 hours of deliberation) "No. You'll fuck it up and die."

So I took it apart.
From The Martian
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Actually, I was the very lowest ranked member of the crew. I would only be “in command” if I were the only remaining person.”
What do you know? I’m in command
From The Martian
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Knock-knock-knock
No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door is totally normal.
From Project Hail Mary
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If ruining the only religious icon I have leaves me vulnerable to Martian vampires, I'll have to risk it.
From The Martian
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Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?
From Project Hail Mary
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Every time you victimized someone,” I said, “you were victimizing yourself. Every act of kindness you’ve done, you’ve done to yourself. Every happy and sad moment ever experienced by any human was, or will be, experienced by you.
From The Egg
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Grumpy. Angry. Stupid. How long since last sleep, question?
From Project Hail Mary
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