Bill Maher Quotes
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Bill Maher, provocative comedian and political commentator, is known for his sharp humor and candid critiques of society, politics, and culture. His quotes reflect his fearless approach to challenging conventional thinking, questioning authority, and exploring controversial ideas. Together, they offer insight, wit, and thought-provoking perspectives on the world around us.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
From When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism
New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming Religulous the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!
From The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.
I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.
Fake it. We know you can do that. We’ve seen your sex tape.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.
From The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
Men are only as loyal as their options.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
From When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism
New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming Religulous the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!
From The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.
I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.
Fake it. We know you can do that. We’ve seen your sex tape.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.
From The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
Men are only as loyal as their options.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
Saying someone is religious is heard in most of America as a compliment, a reassuring affirmation that someone will be moral, ethical, and after a few glasses of wine, a freak in the bedroom.
From When You Ride Alone You Ride With Bin Laden: What the Government Should Be Telling Us to Help Fight the War on Terrorism
New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me the Bigoted Bile Award and naming Religulous the number-one Most Unbearable Movie of 2008: Thank you! You hate me, you really hate me!
From The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
I think religion is a neurological disorder.
Idiots must stop claiming that atheism is a religion. Religion is defined as the belief in and worship of a superhuman controlling power. And atheism is… precisely not that. Atheism is a religion like abstinence is a sex position
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.
I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.
Fake it. We know you can do that. We’ve seen your sex tape.
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
I don't ridicule religion, it ridicules itself.
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of mad libs.
New Rule: Don't name your kid after a ballpark. Cubs fans Paul and Teri Fields have named their newborn son Wrigley. Wrigley Fields. A child is supposed to be an independent individual, not a means of touting your own personal hobbies. At least that's what I've always taught my kids, Panama Red and Jacuzzi.
From The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
Men are only as loyal as their options.
