George Burns Quotes
Actor/Performer
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George Burns, legendary comedian and actor, delighted audiences with his sharp wit and enduring humor for decades. His quotes reflect his clever observations, timeless wisdom, and unique perspective on life, love, and aging gracefully. Together, they offer laughter, insight, and inspiration to embrace life with humor and a positive spirit.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
