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George Burns

Actor/Performer

George Burns, legendary comedian and actor, delighted audiences with his sharp wit and enduring humor for decades. His quotes reflect his clever observations, timeless wisdom, and unique perspective on life, love, and aging gracefully. Together, they offer laughter, insight, and inspiration to embrace life with humor and a positive spirit.

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
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George Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
Topic: Religion
George Burns
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I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
Topic: Success
George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
Topic: Religion
George Burns
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I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
Topic: Success
George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns
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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Topic: Funny
George Burns
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible.
Topic: Religion
George Burns
NOT YET RATED
I'd rather be a failure in something that I love than a success in something that I hate.
Topic: Success
George Burns
NOT YET RATED
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
George Burns