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Jennifer L. Armentrout

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The captivating voice of Jennifer L. Armentrout draws readers into worlds of passion, adventure, and emotional intensity. Her storytelling blends romance, suspense, and supernatural elements, creating unforgettable characters and compelling narratives. The following quotes showcase her wit, insight, and the heartfelt moments that make her writing so engaging.

At my last appointment, about a year ago, my eye doctor asked if I could still see the stars at night. It was weird when he asked because I had to think about it and I realized I couldnt answer the question. I hadnt looked up at the stars in, forever and it sort of hit me, you know? That one day I would look up and I wouldnt see a star and that would be it. I'd never be able to see something so...beautiful and simple again. Up until that moment, Id taken for granted. So, every night, I look up and see if I can see the stars.
From Storm and Fury [Dramatized Adaptation]
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Hope
You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human.” His arm shot out so fast it was a blur, picked up a strand of her hair. “And you’re really not even that pretty.”

Oh…oh, that stung more than it should have. Tears burned her eyes as she fought to keep her voice level. “I guess it’s a good thing, then. A relationship between us would never work.”

His eyes narrowed. “And why is that?”

“Because I’m allergic to assholes.
From Shadows
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Topic: Funny
"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."

The thing was named Bambi?

Oh, my God, the thing stared at me like it wanted to eat me.
From White Hot Kiss
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Topic: Funny
Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again"
"You wanna try?" He leaned the curve of my cheek. "Let me suggest more appropriate places. I have this piercing.
From White Hot Kiss
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Topic: Funny
A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.
From Opal
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Topic: Funny
She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.
From Shadows
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Topic: Funny
Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial
highway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.
From Origin
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Topic: Funny
How are you feeling?"
I leaned away from him. "Gross."
Aiden frowned. "Gross?"
"I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."
He laughed. "Alex, come on."
"Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.
Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."
I stared at him. He must not get out much.
From Deity
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.

He caught it, clutching it to his chest as he flew into the air. "You gave Tink a scarf. Tink is free!" He flew out into the hallway like a little cracked-out fairy, screeching, "Tink is freeeeee!"

Ren looked at me. "What the actual f**k?"
I sighed. "He's obsessed with Harry Potter. I'm sorry."

Tink darted back into the room, holding the scarf to his bare chest. "There is no reason to apologize when it comes to Harry Potter."
"You do remember what happened to Dobby, right?" I said.

"S**t." Tink's eyes widened and he dropped the scarf.
From Wicked
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
From Obsidian
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!
From Opal
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon.
From Obsidian
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
At my last appointment, about a year ago, my eye doctor asked if I could still see the stars at night. It was weird when he asked because I had to think about it and I realized I couldnt answer the question. I hadnt looked up at the stars in, forever and it sort of hit me, you know? That one day I would look up and I wouldnt see a star and that would be it. I'd never be able to see something so...beautiful and simple again. Up until that moment, Id taken for granted. So, every night, I look up and see if I can see the stars.
From Storm and Fury [Dramatized Adaptation]
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Hope
You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human.” His arm shot out so fast it was a blur, picked up a strand of her hair. “And you’re really not even that pretty.”

Oh…oh, that stung more than it should have. Tears burned her eyes as she fought to keep her voice level. “I guess it’s a good thing, then. A relationship between us would never work.”

His eyes narrowed. “And why is that?”

“Because I’m allergic to assholes.
From Shadows
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."

The thing was named Bambi?

Oh, my God, the thing stared at me like it wanted to eat me.
From White Hot Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again"
"You wanna try?" He leaned the curve of my cheek. "Let me suggest more appropriate places. I have this piercing.
From White Hot Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.
From Opal
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.
From Shadows
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial
highway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.
From Origin
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
How are you feeling?"
I leaned away from him. "Gross."
Aiden frowned. "Gross?"
"I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."
He laughed. "Alex, come on."
"Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.
Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."
I stared at him. He must not get out much.
From Deity
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.

He caught it, clutching it to his chest as he flew into the air. "You gave Tink a scarf. Tink is free!" He flew out into the hallway like a little cracked-out fairy, screeching, "Tink is freeeeee!"

Ren looked at me. "What the actual f**k?"
I sighed. "He's obsessed with Harry Potter. I'm sorry."

Tink darted back into the room, holding the scarf to his bare chest. "There is no reason to apologize when it comes to Harry Potter."
"You do remember what happened to Dobby, right?" I said.

"S**t." Tink's eyes widened and he dropped the scarf.
From Wicked
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
From Obsidian
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!
From Opal
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon.
From Obsidian
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
At my last appointment, about a year ago, my eye doctor asked if I could still see the stars at night. It was weird when he asked because I had to think about it and I realized I couldnt answer the question. I hadnt looked up at the stars in, forever and it sort of hit me, you know? That one day I would look up and I wouldnt see a star and that would be it. I'd never be able to see something so...beautiful and simple again. Up until that moment, Id taken for granted. So, every night, I look up and see if I can see the stars.
From Storm and Fury [Dramatized Adaptation]
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Hope
You know, my sister and I can’t understand what Dawson sees in you. You’re just a silly little human.” His arm shot out so fast it was a blur, picked up a strand of her hair. “And you’re really not even that pretty.”

Oh…oh, that stung more than it should have. Tears burned her eyes as she fought to keep her voice level. “I guess it’s a good thing, then. A relationship between us would never work.”

His eyes narrowed. “And why is that?”

“Because I’m allergic to assholes.
From Shadows
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."

The thing was named Bambi?

Oh, my God, the thing stared at me like it wanted to eat me.
From White Hot Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Then I guess I'll just have to try biting again"
"You wanna try?" He leaned the curve of my cheek. "Let me suggest more appropriate places. I have this piercing.
From White Hot Kiss
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
A few seconds after he stepped out into the hallway and closed the door behind him, there was a fleshly smack and then Andrew yelling, “Ouch. What in the hell was that for?” “Your timing sucks on an epic level,” Daemon shot back.
From Opal
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
She. Spoke. To. Him. First. It was like winning the lottery, getting laid, and climbing the highest cliff all rolled into one. But he needed to play it cool, becase he was trending into lame-o land at a quick pace.
From Shadows
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Me and Katy look adorkable in extraterrestrial
highway shirts. You would just look stupid. You can thank me later.
From Origin
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
How are you feeling?"
I leaned away from him. "Gross."
Aiden frowned. "Gross?"
"I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."
He laughed. "Alex, come on."
"Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.
Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."
I stared at him. He must not get out much.
From Deity
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Grabbing a scarf off the chair, I threw it at him.

He caught it, clutching it to his chest as he flew into the air. "You gave Tink a scarf. Tink is free!" He flew out into the hallway like a little cracked-out fairy, screeching, "Tink is freeeeee!"

Ren looked at me. "What the actual f**k?"
I sighed. "He's obsessed with Harry Potter. I'm sorry."

Tink darted back into the room, holding the scarf to his bare chest. "There is no reason to apologize when it comes to Harry Potter."
"You do remember what happened to Dobby, right?" I said.

"S**t." Tink's eyes widened and he dropped the scarf.
From Wicked
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.
From Obsidian
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!
From Opal
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Because this absolutely insane - the craziest thing I'd ever done. Worse than giving a one-star review, scarier than asking for an interview with an author I'd give my firstborn to eat lunch with, more stupid than kissing Daemon.
From Obsidian
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny