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Lily Tomlin

Actor/Performer

Lily Tomlin has long been celebrated for her sharp humor, bold character portrayals, and insightful takes on life. Her quotes often blend wit with wisdom, offering reflections on human nature, social issues, and the absurdity of modern life. The following quotes capture her unique perspective, empowering humor, and the courage to speak truth through laughter.

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
5.0
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
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Topic: Life
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
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Topic: Funny
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Topic: Funny
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
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Topic: Funny
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
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Topic: Funny, Life
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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Topic: Funny
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
5.0
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Life
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny, Life
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
5.0
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Life
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny, Life
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
NOT YET RATING
Topic: Funny