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Lily Tomlin

Actor/Performer

Lily Tomlin has long been celebrated for her sharp humor, bold character portrayals, and insightful takes on life. Her quotes often blend wit with wisdom, offering reflections on human nature, social issues, and the absurdity of modern life. The following quotes capture her unique perspective, empowering humor, and the courage to speak truth through laughter.

5.0
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
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I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
Topic: Life
Lily Tomlin
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If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
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I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
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The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Topic: Funny, Life
Lily Tomlin
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
5.0
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
Topic: Life
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Topic: Funny, Life
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
5.0
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
Topic: Life
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Topic: Funny, Life
Lily Tomlin
NOT YET RATED
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Topic: Funny
Lily Tomlin