Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana is a South African philosopher, writer, and social commentator known for his thought-provoking reflections on life, relationships, and societal norms. His quotes often challenge conventional thinking, offering fresh perspectives on topics like human nature, success, and the intricacies of modern living. The following quotes capture his insightful and sometimes controversial views on the complexities of the human experience.
Those who regularly use a TV are the most likely to occasionally use a CV.
Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.
A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.
If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
To the wise, peace of mind is the result of being fine with how things are; to the foolish, the result of things being fine.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
From The Use and Misuse of Children
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.
From Divided & Conquered
Distractions can make a day feel like an hour.
Junk food is television for tongues.
Some people will hate you for not loving them.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Those who regularly use a TV are the most likely to occasionally use a CV.
Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.
A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.
If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
To the wise, peace of mind is the result of being fine with how things are; to the foolish, the result of things being fine.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
From The Use and Misuse of Children
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.
From Divided & Conquered
Distractions can make a day feel like an hour.
Junk food is television for tongues.
Some people will hate you for not loving them.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
Those who regularly use a TV are the most likely to occasionally use a CV.
Interviews were invented to make journalism less passive. Instead of waiting for something to happen, journalists ask someone what should or could happen.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.
A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from.
If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
To the wise, peace of mind is the result of being fine with how things are; to the foolish, the result of things being fine.
You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
From The Use and Misuse of Children
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.
From Divided & Conquered
Distractions can make a day feel like an hour.
Junk food is television for tongues.
Some people will hate you for not loving them.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
