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Patricia Briggs

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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
Intelligent men are dangerous.
From Dragon Bones
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Topic: Funny
Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
From Silver Borne
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Topic: Funny
When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
From When Demons Walk
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Topic: Inspirational, Life
Any idiot can put up a website.
From Blood Bound
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Topic: Funny
"Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH."
From Iron Kissed
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Topic: Funny
I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.
From River Marked
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Topic: Education
Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.

“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
From Bone Crossed
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Topic: Funny
The only certainty life contains is death.
From When Demons Walk
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Topic: Death, Life
Civilization is vastly overrated.
From On the Prowl
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Topic: Funny
When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.
From Masques
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Topic: Funny
Survivors can't always choose their methods.
From Dragon Blood
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Topic: Inspirational
She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
From Cry Wolf
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Topic: Hope
It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
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Topic: Funny
You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”
“Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?
From Blood Bound
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Topic: Funny
One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.
"Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
From Silver Borne
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Topic: Funny
Women are sneaky.
From The Hob's Bargain
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Topic: Funny
I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.
From Dead Heat
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Topic: Death
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
Intelligent men are dangerous.
From Dragon Bones
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Topic: Funny
Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
From Silver Borne
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Topic: Funny
When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
From When Demons Walk
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Topic: Inspirational, Life
Any idiot can put up a website.
From Blood Bound
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Topic: Funny
"Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH."
From Iron Kissed
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Topic: Funny
I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.
From River Marked
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Topic: Education
Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.

“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
From Bone Crossed
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Topic: Funny
The only certainty life contains is death.
From When Demons Walk
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Topic: Death, Life
Civilization is vastly overrated.
From On the Prowl
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Topic: Funny
When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.
From Masques
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Topic: Funny
Survivors can't always choose their methods.
From Dragon Blood
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Topic: Inspirational
She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
From Cry Wolf
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Topic: Hope
It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”
“Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?
From Blood Bound
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Topic: Funny
One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.
"Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
From Silver Borne
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Topic: Funny
Women are sneaky.
From The Hob's Bargain
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Topic: Funny
I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.
From Dead Heat
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Topic: Death
MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
From Moon Called
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Intelligent men are dangerous.
From Dragon Bones
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
From Silver Borne
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
From When Demons Walk
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Inspirational, Life
Any idiot can put up a website.
From Blood Bound
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Topic: Funny
"Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH."
From Iron Kissed
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Topic: Funny
I used my history degree about twice a year whether I needed to or not.
From River Marked
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Topic: Education
Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.

“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
From Bone Crossed
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
The only certainty life contains is death.
From When Demons Walk
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Death, Life
Civilization is vastly overrated.
From On the Prowl
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Topic: Funny
When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.
From Masques
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
Survivors can't always choose their methods.
From Dragon Blood
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Topic: Inspirational
She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
From Cry Wolf
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Topic: Hope
It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”
“Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?
From Blood Bound
NOT YET RATING ▼
Topic: Funny
One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.
"Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
From Silver Borne
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Topic: Funny
Women are sneaky.
From The Hob's Bargain
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Topic: Funny
I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
From Moon Called
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Topic: Funny
I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.
From Dead Heat
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Topic: Death