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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
From Moon Called
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Intelligent men are dangerous.
From Dragon Bones
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Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
From Silver Borne
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When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
From When Demons Walk
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Any idiot can put up a website.
From Blood Bound
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"Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH."
From Iron Kissed
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Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.

“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
From Bone Crossed
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The only certainty life contains is death.
From When Demons Walk
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Civilization is vastly overrated.
From On the Prowl
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When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.
From Masques
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Survivors can't always choose their methods.
From Dragon Blood
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She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
From Cry Wolf
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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
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You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”
“Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?
From Blood Bound
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One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.
From Moon Called
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"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.
"Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
From Silver Borne
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Women are sneaky.
From The Hob's Bargain
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
From Moon Called
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I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.
From Dead Heat
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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
From Moon Called
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Intelligent men are dangerous.
From Dragon Bones
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Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
From Silver Borne
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When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
From When Demons Walk
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Any idiot can put up a website.
From Blood Bound
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"Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH."
From Iron Kissed
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Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.

“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
From Bone Crossed
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The only certainty life contains is death.
From When Demons Walk
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Civilization is vastly overrated.
From On the Prowl
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When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.
From Masques
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Survivors can't always choose their methods.
From Dragon Blood
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She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
From Cry Wolf
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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
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You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”
“Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?
From Blood Bound
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One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.
From Moon Called
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"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.
"Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
From Silver Borne
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Women are sneaky.
From The Hob's Bargain
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
From Moon Called
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I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.
From Dead Heat
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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.
From Moon Called
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Intelligent men are dangerous.
From Dragon Bones
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Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
From Silver Borne
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When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.
From When Demons Walk
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Any idiot can put up a website.
From Blood Bound
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"Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH."
From Iron Kissed
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Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.

“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.
From Bone Crossed
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The only certainty life contains is death.
From When Demons Walk
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Civilization is vastly overrated.
From On the Prowl
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When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.
From Masques
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Survivors can't always choose their methods.
From Dragon Blood
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She wondered that hope was so much harder then despair.
From Cry Wolf
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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.
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You should be home sleeping. What is the use of having a man in the house, if he cannot take care of you for a while?”
“Mmm,” I said. “I give up. What's the use of having a man in the house?
From Blood Bound
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One of my professors once told me that the last official act of the British monarchy was when Queen Victoria refused to sign a law that made same-sex acts illegal. It would have made me think more highly of her, except the reason she objected was because she didn’t believe women would do anything like that. Parliament rewrote the law so it was specific to men, and she signed it. A tribute to enlightenment, Queen Victoria was not. Neither, as I have observed before, are werewolf packs.
From Moon Called
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"Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked.
"Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee.
"Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.
From Silver Borne
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Women are sneaky.
From The Hob's Bargain
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
From Moon Called
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I don't say goodbye very easily, Anna. Not gracefully or prettily.Goodbye tears your heart out and leaves it a feast for carrion birds who happen by.
From Dead Heat
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