Phyllis Diller Quotes
Actor/Performer
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Phyllis Diller was a pioneering comedian whose bold humor and unique style made her a beloved figure in the world of comedy. Her sharp wit, self-deprecating jokes, and fearless attitude paved the way for future generations of female comedians. The following quotes capture her irreverent humor, personal wisdom, and the way she turned life’s challenges into endless laughs.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.
We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
