Will Rogers
Actor/Performer
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Will Rogers was a beloved American humorist and social commentator known for his sharp wit and folksy wisdom. His quotes often blend humor with insightful observations on politics, human nature, and the world around him. The following quotes capture his unique ability to reflect on life's complexities with humor, truth, and a touch of common sense.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.
Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
Even if you are on the right track, but just sit there, you will still get run over.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.
