Woody Allen, renowned filmmaker and writer, has captivated audiences with his distinctive humor, introspective storytelling, and sharp observations on life and relationships. His quotes reflect his wit, creativity, and unique perspective on love, human nature, and the complexities of existence. Together, they offer timeless insights, laughter, and thought-provoking reflections on the human experience.
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
From Hannah and Her Sisters
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
From Hannah and Her Sisters
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat...college,
If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.
If Jesus came back and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing-up.
You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
To you, I'm an atheist.
To God, I'm the loyal opposition.
I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
From Hannah and Her Sisters
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
