If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
From The Use and Misuse of Children
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
Distractions can make a day feel like an hour.
Junk food is television for tongues.
If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
From The Use and Misuse of Children
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
Distractions can make a day feel like an hour.
Junk food is television for tongues.
If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.
The brevity of our lives makes watching TV seem like a symptom of insanity.
You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.
From The Use and Misuse of Children
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.
You know you made it, when your friends tell their friends that you are their friend.
Distractions can make a day feel like an hour.
Junk food is television for tongues.