Some people will hate you for not loving them.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
The most important thing that most people get from the news is the prediction of the following day’s weather, which most people are usually able to predict correctly by themselves.
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.
We would not deem life too short if we always remembered that we do not have to watch TV.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.
Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.
Some people will hate you for not loving them.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
The most important thing that most people get from the news is the prediction of the following day’s weather, which most people are usually able to predict correctly by themselves.
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.
We would not deem life too short if we always remembered that we do not have to watch TV.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.
Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.
Some people will hate you for not loving them.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
From On Masturbation: A Satirical Essay
You know you made it, when people you know, tell people they know, that you know them.
The most important thing that most people get from the news is the prediction of the following day’s weather, which most people are usually able to predict correctly by themselves.
A celebrity is an object that the media manufactures today, just so they have a subject tomorrow.
When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.
From N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish Grown-ups
A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.
We would not deem life too short if we always remembered that we do not have to watch TV.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.
Education is what they equip you with; just in case your dream doesn't workout.