TV QUOTES
TV shows have given us some of the most memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt lines in pop culture. Whether delivered in moments of triumph, heartbreak, or pure comedy, these quotes capture the essence of the characters and stories we love. Here’s a collection of standout lines that continue to resonate long after the credits roll. ◀ Back
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
- Arthur Spooner
The King of Queens
I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house!
- Marie Barone
Everybody Loves Raymond
You come at the king, you best not miss.
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
- Stanley Roper
Three's Company
Sam: "You drinking again?"
Rebecca: "Certainly not. I never stopped."
Cliff: "Hey, Doc. Uh, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?"
Frasier: "Your unending bull."
Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a *barnacle's* life, my life has always appeared dull.
Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
Cliff: "I have impossibly high standards for a woman."
Norm: "Yeah. She has to like you."
I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
When has justice ever been as simple as a rulebook?
- William T. Riker
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Make it so.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
What you call ‘love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles … an hour later, you're hungry again.
Good morning, Angels.
- Charles "Charlie" Townsend
Charlie's Angels
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the Beer Nuts.
I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices.
- Jack Tripper
Three's Company
Stanley: "I came up to shampoo your rug."
Chrissy: "Why? Does it have dandruff?"
Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
- Chrissy Snow
Three's Company
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Diane: "Methinks the man does protest too much."
Woody: "Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be 'I thinks'?"
Carla: "Not in your case, Woody."
Carla: "What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?"
Norm: "It's what wimps do."
I think I'm going to be pregant for the rest of my life, just like it said in the yearbook.
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
- Arthur Spooner
The King of Queens
I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house!
- Marie Barone
Everybody Loves Raymond
You come at the king, you best not miss.
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
- Stanley Roper
Three's Company
Sam: "You drinking again?"
Rebecca: "Certainly not. I never stopped."
Cliff: "Hey, Doc. Uh, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?"
Frasier: "Your unending bull."
Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a *barnacle's* life, my life has always appeared dull.
Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
Cliff: "I have impossibly high standards for a woman."
Norm: "Yeah. She has to like you."
I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
When has justice ever been as simple as a rulebook?
- William T. Riker
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Make it so.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
What you call ‘love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles … an hour later, you're hungry again.
Good morning, Angels.
- Charles "Charlie" Townsend
Charlie's Angels
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the Beer Nuts.
I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices.
- Jack Tripper
Three's Company
Stanley: "I came up to shampoo your rug."
Chrissy: "Why? Does it have dandruff?"
Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
- Chrissy Snow
Three's Company
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Diane: "Methinks the man does protest too much."
Woody: "Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be 'I thinks'?"
Carla: "Not in your case, Woody."
Carla: "What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?"
Norm: "It's what wimps do."
I think I'm going to be pregant for the rest of my life, just like it said in the yearbook.
There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute. Even life itself is an exercise in exceptions.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Once again I humiliate myself by assuming I'm a member of this family.
- Arthur Spooner
The King of Queens
I can't talk, there's too much fruit in the house!
- Marie Barone
Everybody Loves Raymond
You come at the king, you best not miss.
You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there.
- Stanley Roper
Three's Company
Sam: "You drinking again?"
Rebecca: "Certainly not. I never stopped."
Cliff: "Hey, Doc. Uh, what do you think the toughest thing to cut through is?"
Frasier: "Your unending bull."
Next to Sammy's life, my life has always appeared dull. Then again, next to a *barnacle's* life, my life has always appeared dull.
Norm: "Hey, Frasier, you're a doctor. What happens to old, dead skin?"
Frasier: "Apparently, it sits on barstools and drinks beer all day."
Cliff: "I have impossibly high standards for a woman."
Norm: "Yeah. She has to like you."
I'm a doctor, not an engineer.
When has justice ever been as simple as a rulebook?
- William T. Riker
Star Trek: The Next Generation - Justice
Make it so.
- Jean-Luc Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
What you call ‘love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons.
I learned one thing about eating jigsaw puzzles … an hour later, you're hungry again.
Good morning, Angels.
- Charles "Charlie" Townsend
Charlie's Angels
Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the Beer Nuts.
I'm hoping to open up a little restaurant for people who can really appreciate high prices.
- Jack Tripper
Three's Company
Stanley: "I came up to shampoo your rug."
Chrissy: "Why? Does it have dandruff?"
Oh, I love surprises. It's funny that you never suspect them!
- Chrissy Snow
Three's Company
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Diane: "Methinks the man does protest too much."
Woody: "Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be 'I thinks'?"
Carla: "Not in your case, Woody."
Carla: "What are you all sitting around here like a bunch of wimps for?"
Norm: "It's what wimps do."
I think I'm going to be pregant for the rest of my life, just like it said in the yearbook.
