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TV shows have given us some of the most memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt lines in pop culture. Whether delivered in moments of triumph, heartbreak, or pure comedy, these quotes capture the essence of the characters and stories we love. Here’s a collection of standout lines that continue to resonate long after the credits roll.   ◀ Back
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You think it's easy being a lousy father?
- Nick Tortelli
Cheers
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Business hasn't been so good since I decided to stop working.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
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Facinating.
- Spock
Star Trek
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Live long and prosper.
- Spock
Star Trek
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What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Arnold Jackson
Different Strokes
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No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever.
- Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones
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God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
- Jay Pritchett
Modern Family
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All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I'm with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love—when I'm better because she's here.
- Cory Matthews
Boy Meets World
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So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith Grey
Grey's Anatomy
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Stanley: "Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it."
Helen: "Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy."
Stanley: "I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you."
From Three's Company
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Stanley: "Not in my building!"
Jack: "I swear, it will be completely platonic."
Stanley: "I don't care what it - What does that mean?"
Helen: "Like you and me, Stanley."
From Three's Company
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Rebecca: "I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority."
Sam: "Whoa, wait a minute! I resent that! I've never had trouble with a woman in *any* position!"
From Cheers
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Coach: "Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?"
Norm: "I can't, Coach."
Coach: "Gee, I'm sorry, Norm."
Norm: "I look at Vera, I just can't."
From Cheers
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Cliff: "It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home."
Carla: "So were you."
From Cheers
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Family you can see anytime. But a one-night stand only happens one night.
- Blanche Devereaux
The Golden Girls
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I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
- Josh Lyman
The West Wing
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Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of…
- Jeannie
I Dream of Jeannie
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Cut. It. Out.
- Joey Gladstone
Full House
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Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way!
- Clarissa Darling
Clarissa Explains It All
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Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
- Lorelai Gilmore
Gilmore Girls
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady
The Brady Bunch
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You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change the channel.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski
Taxi
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Jack: "It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!"
Janet: "Good times!"
Chrissy: "Little House on the Prairie!"
From Three's Company
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Diane: "He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."
Carla: "He wants you to wear a padded bra?"
From Cheers
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You think it's easy being a lousy father?
- Nick Tortelli
Cheers
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Business hasn't been so good since I decided to stop working.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
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Facinating.
- Spock
Star Trek
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Live long and prosper.
- Spock
Star Trek
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What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Arnold Jackson
Different Strokes
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No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever.
- Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones
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God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
- Jay Pritchett
Modern Family
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All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I'm with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love—when I'm better because she's here.
- Cory Matthews
Boy Meets World
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So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith Grey
Grey's Anatomy
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Stanley: "Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it."
Helen: "Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy."
Stanley: "I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you."
From Three's Company
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Stanley: "Not in my building!"
Jack: "I swear, it will be completely platonic."
Stanley: "I don't care what it - What does that mean?"
Helen: "Like you and me, Stanley."
From Three's Company
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Rebecca: "I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority."
Sam: "Whoa, wait a minute! I resent that! I've never had trouble with a woman in *any* position!"
From Cheers
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Coach: "Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?"
Norm: "I can't, Coach."
Coach: "Gee, I'm sorry, Norm."
Norm: "I look at Vera, I just can't."
From Cheers
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Cliff: "It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home."
Carla: "So were you."
From Cheers
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Family you can see anytime. But a one-night stand only happens one night.
- Blanche Devereaux
The Golden Girls
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I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
- Josh Lyman
The West Wing
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Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of…
- Jeannie
I Dream of Jeannie
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Cut. It. Out.
- Joey Gladstone
Full House
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Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way!
- Clarissa Darling
Clarissa Explains It All
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Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
- Lorelai Gilmore
Gilmore Girls
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Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady
The Brady Bunch
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You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change the channel.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski
Taxi
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Jack: "It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!"
Janet: "Good times!"
Chrissy: "Little House on the Prairie!"
From Three's Company
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Diane: "He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."
Carla: "He wants you to wear a padded bra?"
From Cheers
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You think it's easy being a lousy father?
- Nick Tortelli
Cheers
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Business hasn't been so good since I decided to stop working.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
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Facinating.
- Spock
Star Trek
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Live long and prosper.
- Spock
Star Trek
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What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Arnold Jackson
Different Strokes
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No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever.
- Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones
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God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
- Jay Pritchett
Modern Family
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All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I'm with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love—when I'm better because she's here.
- Cory Matthews
Boy Meets World
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So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith Grey
Grey's Anatomy
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Stanley: "Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it."
Helen: "Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy."
Stanley: "I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you."
From Three's Company
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Stanley: "Not in my building!"
Jack: "I swear, it will be completely platonic."
Stanley: "I don't care what it - What does that mean?"
Helen: "Like you and me, Stanley."
From Three's Company
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Rebecca: "I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority."
Sam: "Whoa, wait a minute! I resent that! I've never had trouble with a woman in *any* position!"
From Cheers
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Coach: "Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?"
Norm: "I can't, Coach."
Coach: "Gee, I'm sorry, Norm."
Norm: "I look at Vera, I just can't."
From Cheers
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Cliff: "It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home."
Carla: "So were you."
From Cheers
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Family you can see anytime. But a one-night stand only happens one night.
- Blanche Devereaux
The Golden Girls
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
- Josh Lyman
The West Wing
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of…
- Jeannie
I Dream of Jeannie
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Cut. It. Out.
- Joey Gladstone
Full House
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way!
- Clarissa Darling
Clarissa Explains It All
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
- Lorelai Gilmore
Gilmore Girls
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady
The Brady Bunch
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change the channel.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski
Taxi
Avg Rating: --Rate This Quote
Jack: "It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!"
Janet: "Good times!"
Chrissy: "Little House on the Prairie!"
From Three's Company
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Diane: "He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."
Carla: "He wants you to wear a padded bra?"
From Cheers
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