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TV shows have given us some of the most memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt lines in pop culture. Whether delivered in moments of triumph, heartbreak, or pure comedy, these quotes capture the essence of the characters and stories we love. Here’s a collection of standout lines that continue to resonate long after the credits roll.
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NOT YET RATED▼
You think it's easy being a lousy father?
- Nick Tortelli
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Business hasn't been so good since I decided to stop working.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Facinating.
- Spock
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Live long and prosper.
- Spock
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Arnold Jackson
Different Strokes
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever.
- Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
- Jay Pritchett
Modern Family
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I'm with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love—when I'm better because she's here.
- Cory Matthews
Boy Meets World
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith Grey
Grey's Anatomy
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it."
Helen: "Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy."
Stanley: "I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "Not in my building!"
Jack: "I swear, it will be completely platonic."
Stanley: "I don't care what it - What does that mean?"
Helen: "Like you and me, Stanley."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Rebecca: "I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority."
Sam: "Whoa, wait a minute! I resent that! I've never had trouble with a woman in *any* position!"
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Coach: "Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?"
Norm: "I can't, Coach."
Coach: "Gee, I'm sorry, Norm."
Norm: "I look at Vera, I just can't."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home."
Carla: "So were you."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Family you can see anytime. But a one-night stand only happens one night.
- Blanche Devereaux
The Golden Girls
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
- Josh Lyman
The West Wing
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of…
- Jeannie
I Dream of Jeannie
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cut. It. Out.
- Joey Gladstone
Full House
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way!
- Clarissa Darling
Clarissa Explains It All
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
- Lorelai Gilmore
Gilmore Girls
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady
The Brady Bunch
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change the channel.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski
Taxi
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Jack: "It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!"
Janet: "Good times!"
Chrissy: "Little House on the Prairie!"
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Diane: "He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."
Carla: "He wants you to wear a padded bra?"
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You think it's easy being a lousy father?
- Nick Tortelli
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Business hasn't been so good since I decided to stop working.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Facinating.
- Spock
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Live long and prosper.
- Spock
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Arnold Jackson
Different Strokes
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever.
- Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
- Jay Pritchett
Modern Family
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I'm with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love—when I'm better because she's here.
- Cory Matthews
Boy Meets World
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith Grey
Grey's Anatomy
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it."
Helen: "Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy."
Stanley: "I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "Not in my building!"
Jack: "I swear, it will be completely platonic."
Stanley: "I don't care what it - What does that mean?"
Helen: "Like you and me, Stanley."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Rebecca: "I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority."
Sam: "Whoa, wait a minute! I resent that! I've never had trouble with a woman in *any* position!"
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Coach: "Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?"
Norm: "I can't, Coach."
Coach: "Gee, I'm sorry, Norm."
Norm: "I look at Vera, I just can't."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home."
Carla: "So were you."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Family you can see anytime. But a one-night stand only happens one night.
- Blanche Devereaux
The Golden Girls
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
- Josh Lyman
The West Wing
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of…
- Jeannie
I Dream of Jeannie
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cut. It. Out.
- Joey Gladstone
Full House
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way!
- Clarissa Darling
Clarissa Explains It All
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
- Lorelai Gilmore
Gilmore Girls
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady
The Brady Bunch
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change the channel.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski
Taxi
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Jack: "It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!"
Janet: "Good times!"
Chrissy: "Little House on the Prairie!"
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Diane: "He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."
Carla: "He wants you to wear a padded bra?"
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You think it's easy being a lousy father?
- Nick Tortelli
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Business hasn't been so good since I decided to stop working.
- Norm Peterson
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Facinating.
- Spock
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Live long and prosper.
- Spock
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
- Arnold Jackson
Different Strokes
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
No need to seize the last word, Lord Baelish. I'll assume it was something clever.
- Sansa Stark
Game of Thrones
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedys didn't get together as much as this family.
- Jay Pritchett
Modern Family
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about and when I'm with her I feel happy to be alive, like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. So that's what I think is love—when I'm better because she's here.
- Cory Matthews
Boy Meets World
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
So, pick me. Choose me. Love me.
- Meredith Grey
Grey's Anatomy
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "Helen, I just wanted to prove to you that other woman found me attractive. And I proved it."
Helen: "Well, fine, go to her. See if I care. I hope you're happy."
Stanley: "I don't want to be happy; I want to be with you."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Stanley: "Not in my building!"
Jack: "I swear, it will be completely platonic."
Stanley: "I don't care what it - What does that mean?"
Helen: "Like you and me, Stanley."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Rebecca: "I know you have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority."
Sam: "Whoa, wait a minute! I resent that! I've never had trouble with a woman in *any* position!"
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Coach: "Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?"
Norm: "I can't, Coach."
Coach: "Gee, I'm sorry, Norm."
Norm: "I look at Vera, I just can't."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "It's a little know fact that 42% of deaths in America are caused by accidents in the home."
Carla: "So were you."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Family you can see anytime. But a one-night stand only happens one night.
- Blanche Devereaux
The Golden Girls
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
- Josh Lyman
The West Wing
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, no, no. I cannot read minds, Master. Oh, but I have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvelous job of…
- Jeannie
I Dream of Jeannie
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cut. It. Out.
- Joey Gladstone
Full House
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way! Really? No way!
- Clarissa Darling
Clarissa Explains It All
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Hey, I have a huge dilemma that I need your opinion on. Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?
- Lorelai Gilmore
Gilmore Girls
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
- Jan Brady
The Brady Bunch
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day, you can always change the channel.
- Reverend Jim Ignatowski
Taxi
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Jack: "It's time to toast the bride and groom. To Gloria and Larry, happy days!"
Janet: "Good times!"
Chrissy: "Little House on the Prairie!"
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Diane: "He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill."
Carla: "He wants you to wear a padded bra?"
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
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