TV QUOTES
TV shows have given us some of the most memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt lines in pop culture. Whether delivered in moments of triumph, heartbreak, or pure comedy, these quotes capture the essence of the characters and stories we love. Here’s a collection of standout lines that continue to resonate long after the credits roll. ◀ Back
You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.
- Sonny Crockett
Miami Vice
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!
I just said ‘bet your buns' to a nun. Is that a sin?
- Laverne DeFazio
Laverne & Shirley
This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!
- Ralph Furley
Three's Company
Norm: "Morning, everybody!"
Woody: "Beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Little early in the day, isn't it, Woody?"
Woody: "Little early for a beer?"
Norm: "No. For stupid questions."
Woody: "What's a Freudian Slip?"
Cliff: "That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother."
Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like I just ran over its dog."
Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
Woody: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
Norm: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like it caught me in bed with its wife."
Coach: "Hey, Norm. What do you know?"
Norm: "Not enough."
There's no such thing as the unknown - only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.
We have got to go back, Kate.
Ironically, in astronomy the word ‘revolution' means a celestial object that comes full circle. Which if you think about it, is pretty funny considering here on earth it means change.
He wanted to stop and chat with me. And I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat.
- Larry David
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule No. 1 is young men die. And rule No. 2 is doctors can't change rule No. 1.
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
- Eunice "Lovey" Wentworth Howell
Gilligan's Island
Phoebe, I love you and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
You can't be half a gangster.
- Jimmy Darmody
Boardwalk Empire
Woody: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty."
Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Frasier: "I've been taking stock of myself."
Carla: "Not exactly AT&T, is it?"
You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.
- Sonny Crockett
Miami Vice
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!
I just said ‘bet your buns' to a nun. Is that a sin?
- Laverne DeFazio
Laverne & Shirley
This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!
- Ralph Furley
Three's Company
Norm: "Morning, everybody!"
Woody: "Beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Little early in the day, isn't it, Woody?"
Woody: "Little early for a beer?"
Norm: "No. For stupid questions."
Woody: "What's a Freudian Slip?"
Cliff: "That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother."
Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like I just ran over its dog."
Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
Woody: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
Norm: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like it caught me in bed with its wife."
Coach: "Hey, Norm. What do you know?"
Norm: "Not enough."
There's no such thing as the unknown - only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.
We have got to go back, Kate.
Ironically, in astronomy the word ‘revolution' means a celestial object that comes full circle. Which if you think about it, is pretty funny considering here on earth it means change.
He wanted to stop and chat with me. And I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat.
- Larry David
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule No. 1 is young men die. And rule No. 2 is doctors can't change rule No. 1.
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
- Eunice "Lovey" Wentworth Howell
Gilligan's Island
Phoebe, I love you and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
You can't be half a gangster.
- Jimmy Darmody
Boardwalk Empire
Woody: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty."
Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Frasier: "I've been taking stock of myself."
Carla: "Not exactly AT&T, is it?"
You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.
- Sonny Crockett
Miami Vice
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!
I just said ‘bet your buns' to a nun. Is that a sin?
- Laverne DeFazio
Laverne & Shirley
This is a respectable building. NO ROMAN ORGIES!
- Ralph Furley
Three's Company
Norm: "Morning, everybody!"
Woody: "Beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Little early in the day, isn't it, Woody?"
Woody: "Little early for a beer?"
Norm: "No. For stupid questions."
Woody: "What's a Freudian Slip?"
Cliff: "That's when you say one thing when you're actually thinking about a mother."
Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like I just ran over its dog."
Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
Woody: "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
Norm: "I know. If she calls, I'm not here."
Coach: "How's life treating you, Norm?"
Norm: "Like it caught me in bed with its wife."
Coach: "Hey, Norm. What do you know?"
Norm: "Not enough."
There's no such thing as the unknown - only things temporarily hidden, temporarily not understood.
We have got to go back, Kate.
Ironically, in astronomy the word ‘revolution' means a celestial object that comes full circle. Which if you think about it, is pretty funny considering here on earth it means change.
He wanted to stop and chat with me. And I don't know him well enough for a stop and chat.
- Larry David
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war, and rule No. 1 is young men die. And rule No. 2 is doctors can't change rule No. 1.
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness doesn't know where to shop.
- Eunice "Lovey" Wentworth Howell
Gilligan's Island
Phoebe, I love you and I don't know what's going on, but maybe I could help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?
You can't be half a gangster.
- Jimmy Darmody
Boardwalk Empire
Woody: "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty."
Interesting little article here. It says that, uh... the average human being only uses seventeen percent of his brain. Boy, you realize what that means? We don't use a full, uh... sixty-four percent.
Frasier: "I've been taking stock of myself."
Carla: "Not exactly AT&T, is it?"
