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TV shows have given us some of the most memorable, hilarious, and heartfelt lines in pop culture. Whether delivered in moments of triumph, heartbreak, or pure comedy, these quotes capture the essence of the characters and stories we love. Here’s a collection of standout lines that continue to resonate long after the credits roll.
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Carla: "If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes, who would they eat first?"
Woody: "Well, probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin."
Cliff: "Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "Hey, Norm. What's up?"
Norm: "My blood-alcohol level."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
How you doin'?
- Joey Tribbiani
Friends
Topic: TV Shows
5.0★▼
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
- Dr. Perry Cox
Scrubs
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.
- Olivia Pope
Scandal
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Maybe we both felt we'd already come too far too fast. Maybe we both realized that growing up doesn't have to be so much a straight line as a series of advances and retreats.
- Kevin Arnold
The Wonder Years
Topic: TV Shows
5.0★▼
I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.
- Walter White
Breaking Bad
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Jack: "Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?"
Larry: "Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Sam: "What are you up to, Norm?"
Norm: "My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words: "Is this all I got?"
- Frasier Crane
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Woody: What's up, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Coach: "How you doing, Norm?"
Norm: "Coach, I'm on top of the world. It's a dismal spot in Greenland, somewhere."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
The sex was great, but he was British and had no idea.
- Rebecca Howe
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
- James T. Kirk
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Kirk: "You'd make a splendid computer, Mr Spock."
Spock: "That is very kind of you, Captain."
From Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
D'oh!
- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
It's human nature to come together.
- Rick Grimes
The Walking Dead
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said.
- Agent Dana Scully
The X-Files
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.
- Samantha Stephens
Bewitched
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.
- Abed Nadir
Community
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You can't eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.
- Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
- Carrie Bradshaw
Sex and the City
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Eat your salad before it gets cold.
- Chrissy
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Norm: "I wish *I* had time for a hobby."
Cliff: "Norm, you've got time to make your own coal."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Carla: "If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes, who would they eat first?"
Woody: "Well, probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin."
Cliff: "Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "Hey, Norm. What's up?"
Norm: "My blood-alcohol level."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
How you doin'?
- Joey Tribbiani
Friends
Topic: TV Shows
5.0★▼
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
- Dr. Perry Cox
Scrubs
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.
- Olivia Pope
Scandal
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Maybe we both felt we'd already come too far too fast. Maybe we both realized that growing up doesn't have to be so much a straight line as a series of advances and retreats.
- Kevin Arnold
The Wonder Years
Topic: TV Shows
5.0★▼
I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.
- Walter White
Breaking Bad
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Jack: "Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?"
Larry: "Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Sam: "What are you up to, Norm?"
Norm: "My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words: "Is this all I got?"
- Frasier Crane
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Woody: What's up, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Coach: "How you doing, Norm?"
Norm: "Coach, I'm on top of the world. It's a dismal spot in Greenland, somewhere."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
The sex was great, but he was British and had no idea.
- Rebecca Howe
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
- James T. Kirk
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Kirk: "You'd make a splendid computer, Mr Spock."
Spock: "That is very kind of you, Captain."
From Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
D'oh!
- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
It's human nature to come together.
- Rick Grimes
The Walking Dead
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said.
- Agent Dana Scully
The X-Files
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.
- Samantha Stephens
Bewitched
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.
- Abed Nadir
Community
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You can't eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.
- Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
- Carrie Bradshaw
Sex and the City
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Eat your salad before it gets cold.
- Chrissy
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Norm: "I wish *I* had time for a hobby."
Cliff: "Norm, you've got time to make your own coal."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Carla: "If the Brady Bunch crashes in the Andes, who would they eat first?"
Woody: "Well, probably the maid, 'cause she's not kin."
Cliff: "Yeah, but if they were smart they would ask her the best way to prepare herself."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Cliff: "Hey, Norm. What's up?"
Norm: "My blood-alcohol level."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
How you doin'?
- Joey Tribbiani
Friends
Topic: TV Shows
5.0★▼
Either this kid has a lightbulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea.
- Dr. Perry Cox
Scrubs
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I want painful, difficult, devastating, life-changing, extraordinary love.
- Olivia Pope
Scandal
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Maybe we both felt we'd already come too far too fast. Maybe we both realized that growing up doesn't have to be so much a straight line as a series of advances and retreats.
- Kevin Arnold
The Wonder Years
Topic: TV Shows
5.0★▼
I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger.
- Walter White
Breaking Bad
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Jack: "Larry, haven't you ever thought of telling a girl the truth?"
Larry: "Well, I figure, anyone who gets up an hour early to put on eyeliner, fake eyelashes, and plastic nails isn't someone who wants to hear the truth."
From Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Sam: "What are you up to, Norm?"
Norm: "My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Oh, joy, Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee-deep in tinsel and wrapping paper, will utter those heartfelt words: "Is this all I got?"
- Frasier Crane
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Woody: What's up, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The warranty on my liver.
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Coach: "How you doing, Norm?"
Norm: "Coach, I'm on top of the world. It's a dismal spot in Greenland, somewhere."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
The sex was great, but he was British and had no idea.
- Rebecca Howe
Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before.
- James T. Kirk
Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Kirk: "You'd make a splendid computer, Mr Spock."
Spock: "That is very kind of you, Captain."
From Star Trek
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
D'oh!
- Homer Simpson
The Simpsons
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
It's human nature to come together.
- Rick Grimes
The Walking Dead
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I'm not gonna ask you if you just said what I think you just said because I know it's what you just said.
- Agent Dana Scully
The X-Files
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.
- Samantha Stephens
Bewitched
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Our first assignment is a documentary. They're like real movies but with ugly people.
- Abed Nadir
Community
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
You can't eat this soup standing up. Your knees buckle.
- Jerry Seinfeld
Seinfeld
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
- Carrie Bradshaw
Sex and the City
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Eat your salad before it gets cold.
- Chrissy
Three's Company
Topic: TV Shows
NOT YET RATED▼
Norm: "I wish *I* had time for a hobby."
Cliff: "Norm, you've got time to make your own coal."
From Cheers
Topic: TV Shows
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